Memories - Making Mayonnaise From Scratch -

I’ve written many times about my early summers on a cattle ranch in Texas, here’s one more story. I’m taking you back once more for a recipe I use all the time, my grandmother’s mayonnaise.

My first summer in Waxahachie was in 1962. I took the plane trip alone, and that by itself was enough to make the whole summer worthwhile. In those days, the “stewardess” would give a young traveler special attention. I was seated next to the galley, where the choking cloud of cigarette smoke wasn’t quite as thick, and I remember watching the props spin-up, wondering how those little blades could possibly pull us into the sky. Since most cars didn’t have seatbelts in those days, everyone actually had to watch the stewardess to figure out how to put them on. After we were airborne, they took me to meet the pilot, a tall man with an easy smile, who politely shook my hand, and gave me an American Airlines Junior Pilot pin and a deck of playing cards. I think I still have them somewhere.

I’ll never forget the lightning storm that flashed around the plane as we made our approach to Dallas Love Field airport. Towels were piled in front of the terminal doors as we ran from the plane and across the tarmac. Grandmother and my Aunt Jewel picked me up in a big four-door sedan which smelled of hay fields and summer. I sat in the back seat, and immediately got instructions from Aunt Jewel that I should never cross my legs, as this could cause potentially fatal blood clots. She kept turning around and looking at me in my California “city clothes” that, as was the custom in those days, I had put on just for the flight. After a few quiet miles, she turned again and made a pronouncement that we were going to Sears so I wouldn’t embarrass her. Apparently the lack of a hat and Wrangler jeans would make me stand out in the small town of Maypearl.

One didn’t argue with Aunt Jewel. Look up crotchety old woman in the dictionary, and it would likely have her picture next to it, but I absolutely loved her. She taught me exactly how I should sit in the car, the best way to make ornate “houses” out of cards, and as I got older, the fine art of the game of poker. Years later when I started going on dates, she’d yell at me to “be a gentleman” as I went out the door, but then she’d give me a sly wink over grandmother’s head.

The Waxahachie Sears was smaller than I was used to, but had the familiar smell of stale popcorn, and a whole clothing department just for ranch hands. I was dazzled as we walked up and down metal bins of boots and hats, finding just the right fit for my eight-year-old head. I wanted spurs, but with one look she quickly put that idea to rest. Still, I fairly strutted out the front door in my new duds, confident that I was now a real cowboy. Somewhere, I still have a picture taken later that day, in which I was being held up on a horse by my uncle Fred, proudly wearing my new clothes and holding a lariat.

During the week, Aunt Jewel made main courses of every meal, and meat played a big part every night. Let’s just say she wasn’t the greatest cook in Waxahachie, and pretty much boiled every cut of meat she could get her hands on. I quickly learned to secrete as much of her cooking as possible in my pockets, which I would give to the lanky German Shepherd dogs at the first opportunity. I finally got caught when grandmother was doing the laundry, and found pot roast in all of my pockets. The Sue and Wingo moped around for three days.

The big meal of the week was Saturday supper when we’d feed all the ranch hands. Grandmother was in charge of cooking the whole spread, so it was a special occasion. In those days, trips all the way to the Piggly Wiggly grocery store in Waxahachie were few and far between. I used to beg her to make chocolate pies so we’d go into town, and I could paste the Plaid Stamps they’d give her into her stamp books and fantasize about what we could do with the big stack that was building up on her old desk in the sitting room. But most weekends we would just drive down the road to the neighbor’s ranch for provisions.

Old Mr. Jackson’s farm was like a vegetable petting zoo. The dusty dirt road was lined with tall brown-silked corn plants that I got lost in one afternoon, when a peacock snuck up behind me and screamed, sending me running off into the field. I couldn’t find my way out until Mrs. Jackson stood on a tractor seat and yelled until I could spot her. There were rows and rows of okra, zucchini, beans, and tomatoes, along with a variety of interesting farm animals. Some afternoons, grandmother would drop me off to spend the day. I must have driven Mr. Jackson crazy with questions, running from crop to crop, while we picked vegetables for that afternoon’s deliveries. He taught me to plant tomatoes deeply so they’d have good roots, and when I had too much energy, he got me to play crop duster, running up and down the corn rows like an airplane, hands brushing each plant as I rushed by, and sending clouds of pollen into the air before it would settle back down onto the silks of nearby plants. Now I realize it was his way of helping nature pollinate the corn, and wearing me out at the same time.

Eventually Grandmother would come back for me, full of gossip, hair freshly styled from the Maypearl beauty parlor, and the rest of the afternoon would be spent shucking the ears of corn, squealing at worms, and cutting kernels off the cobs to be stored in the rusty deep freeze. There was always an old seed bag of potatoes to be peeled, but peas were the worst; hours and hours of opening pods and popping them with a thunk into stainless steel bowls.

She’d keep some of the day’s pickings out for the evening supper, and I’d sit on a metal kitchen stool and watch as she magically beat eggs, oil and vinegar into mayonnaise, which she’d then make into buttermilk dressing. My Aunt Jewel would tear up salad greens and mix them with fresh tomatoes and radishes. Corn was creamed with fresh, unpasteurized butter, heavy cream and cracked black pepper, and okra would be battered with a bit of corn meal and mixed with tomatoes after it was fried, sending an announcement to the entire house that dinner was coming. Finally, the star attraction, hamburgers.

Grandmother taught me how to select a grade of meat that had enough fat in it to give it good taste but still keep its size. I’d watch her push it through an old hand grinder and lovingly massage it into patties, never packing it too hard, before cooking it to medium-rare perfection. When the burgers reached our plates, we’d put them together with Mr. Jackson’s fresh picked onions, grandmothers homemade catsup, and the pickles put up the previous fall.

For dessert, we always had her famous chocolate pies. You’ve heard about them before: “When the meringue cried, she always said they were angel’s tears”. One day I should make one of those pies; I still have her recipe on a faded browning index card.

In back of the house was an old-fashioned windmill, the kind you used to see all over the Midwest. I don’t know how it managed to stand on those rusty old legs. The blades would strain, singing a rusty song in the breeze, pulling cool water from deep in the ground, sending it gurgling into the cattle troughs and pushing it through leaking pipes across the fields, where it would spill out next to the weathered white salt licks.

Next to the windmill was an old farm bell. I loved to turn the big metal wheels that sent it to crashing against the clapper, its tone peeling across the fields, scaring mice into their burrows and calling the cowboys to summer supper. They’d come riding up, frayed pant cuffs still full of hay, for a quick rinse under the windmill outflow before joining us for a meal.

I still remember that first Saturday dinner back in 1963, hands joined around the big round, wooden ranch table, as my Uncle Fred said grace. I wasn’t religious, I didn’t even know what religion was, but sitting there with the bounty of a day’s work waiting for us, I couldn’t help but think the prayer was appropriate.

“For food in a world where many walk in hunger
For friends in a world where many walk alone
We give you thanks O Lord”

Every night before bed, Grandmother and Aunt Jewel would call out to each other from their bedrooms. “Goodnight sweet Sister, I love you”. Of course if I were there, I’d be included too. It’s been years since they passed on, but I still think it from time to time: Goodnight Grandmother, goodnight Aunt Jewel. I love you.

Grandmother’s Homemade Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is much easier to make than most people think. It’s just four ingredients: egg yolks, vegetable oil, an acid such as lemon, and something that helps with emulsification, such as a little Dijon mustard. I also add salt, the way grandmother did. It’s about using everything in the right ratios. This isn’t some fancy recipe you couldn’t find in a million other places, it takes no shortcuts. It’s just the ingredients, a whisk and a bowl, a method, which in my experience produces the silkiest sauce.

Mayonnaise Ingredients

Finally, have all the ingredients at room temperature before you begin.

2 large egg yolks
1 1/2 tablespoons lemon juice
¼ teaspoon salt
1 good pinch of ground white pepper
2 teaspoons Dijon mustard
1 cup vegetable oil. For a modern touch, sometimes I’ll use ¼ olive oil and ¾ vegetable oil for the grassy notes.

A few secrets: add the oil in as small a stream as possible. If I have a new bottle of oil around, I leave the foil top intact, making a couple of small holes with a toothpick, which makes it easy to add drop by drop into the eggs. Second, do not use aluminum or copper bowls, as they will discolor your mayonnaise.

Making holes in seal

Put the bowl on a dishcloth to hold it in place. Whisk all the ingredients together except for the oil: egg yolks, lemon juice, salt, pepper, and mustard.

Slowly add in the oil, beginning with just a few drops at a time using the method above, or just adding it with a quarter teaspoon, until about ¼ cup has been emulsified. Then you can add the rest at a slightly higher rate.

Adding oil, drop-by-drop

It takes a lot of whisking, and helps to have a friend or child by to help. When it thickens, correct seasoning to taste, add any additional flavorings such as herbs, and refrigerate. Keeps ten days. If you did it right, it won’t last nearly that long. I can eat it with a spoon.